5 Lesbians Eating A Quiche
Seperately, Caitlin Chuckta, Rachel Farmer, Megan Johns, Thea Lux and Maari Suorsa are just girls from Chicago, but collectively they are the 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche. Coming straight off of its extended run at the New York International Fringe Festival Encore Series, where it won top honors for Outstanding Overall Production, 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche takes us to 1956 where the Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein are having their annual quiche breakfast. It is now playing at the SoHo Playhouse through January 6. Find out what these lady sisters like to eat, as we get them On The Couch!
Caitlin:
Q: What do you consider to be your best asset?
My ass
Q: What was your proudest moment?
Performing Little Miss Sunshine style in the 5th grade talent show. Spandex two piece costume. Freestlye dance piece to Madonna's 'Express Yourself'.
Q: What is your favorite drink?
Manhattan. Rocks.
Q: What is your favorite food?
Pizza!
Megan:
Q: What is the one thing you waste too much money on?
Crafty housewares & good Beer.
Q: What is the one activity you waste too much time doing?
Worrying.
Q: What do you consider to be the single greatest threat to your health?
A piano dropping from the sky.
Q: What is the single best trait you inherited or learned from your parents?
To stay open and continue to try seeing the world and yourself from new perspectives.
Q: What is the single worst trait you inherited or learned from your parents?
My older brother had perfect teeth and perfect vision – I had braces, a fake tooth, and and without contacts I'm blind.
Thea:
Q: What is your current obsession?
Crocheting food.
Q: If you could give up one of your vices, what would it be?
If there were no vices, there’d be no stories to tell.
Q: What is the one professional accomplishment you long for most?
My goal in life is to be successful enough that the majority of people know how to pronounce my name correctly.
Q: What do you consider to be the single greatest threat to your health?
Car doors.
Q: What is the single best trait you inherited or learned from your parents?
My sense of humor and loud laugh.
Q: What is the single worst trait you inherited or learned from your parents?
I’m horrible at basketball. Can I blame that on them?
Q: What in the world most thrills you?
Performing live to receptive audiences.
Q: What current trend in popular culture most irritates you?
Fueling and publicizing the careers and indulgent tendencies of shallow, pseudo-celebrities.
Q: What is the most important trait you seek in a romantic partner?
Sense of humor and a desire to go LARPing.
Q: Do you prefer the company of dogs or cats?
I’m the only one in the cast who identifies as a cat person.
Q: What is your personal motto?
Live your art.
Maari:
Q: What is your favorite condiment?
Franks hot sauce
Q: What is your current obsession?
Calvin Klein's Obsession ( is it 1996?)
Q: What is the one thing you waste too much money on?
ATM fees
Q: What is the one activity you waste too much time doing?
Waking up
Q: What is the single best trait you inherited or learned from your parents?
Finnish legs
Q: What is the single worst trait you inherited or learned from your parents?
Chicken skin, sorry mom.
Q: What in the world most thrills you?
Surprises
Q: What current trend in popular culture most irritates you?
Tiny backpacks
Q: What is your favorite place in the world?
Bridgton, Maine. On Long Lake.
Q: What is the most important trait you seek in a romantic partner?
Is a motorcycle a trait?
Q: What would have to happen to make today the best day of your life?
I'd just have to be sober enough to remember it.
Q: What is your personal motto?
” are you gonna eat that?”